Number One: The Blog

This is quite obviously the ultimate work avoidance tactic. It's the final line that's standing between me and finishing my thesis, and it's only stopping me because I (under no other duress) have just signed up to it, as I am
1) dangerously close to having to face my personal demons (AKA my tutor) and hand the tome in for criticism, and
2) I'm getting quite bored of all the other work avoidance tactics.

You may find them useful, as I have.